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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zq2R6j0SQfc/S23CxhX9WFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AfLAPxMVh28/S220/press_photo_w_logo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-820295290662806729.post-7096873428117855975</id><published>2008-09-07T07:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T17:54:57.849-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cageman</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://openfilm.com/flvplayer5.swf?link=http://openfilm.com/player%2Fvideo%2F%3F%26video%5Fid%3D727%26lang%3Den%5Fus%26sort%5Fid%3D1&amp;color1=0x555555&amp;color2=0x000000&amp;embed=true&amp;showsettings=false&amp;autostart=false&amp;reload_on_video_click=true&amp;fullscreen=true"/&gt;&lt;embed 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type='text/html' href='http://theminorprophetsshortfilms.blogspot.com/2008/06/cageman.html' title='Cageman'/><author><name>The Minor Prophets</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zq2R6j0SQfc/S23CxhX9WFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AfLAPxMVh28/S220/press_photo_w_logo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-820295290662806729.post-6704708064627848305</id><published>2008-09-07T06:30:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-01-23T18:31:19.620-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cigs Kill Everyone</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/820295290662806729/posts/default/6704708064627848305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theminorprophetsshortfilms.blogspot.com/2008/09/cigs-kill-everyone.html' title='Cigs Kill Everyone'/><author><name>The Minor Prophets</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zq2R6j0SQfc/S23CxhX9WFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AfLAPxMVh28/S220/press_photo_w_logo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-820295290662806729.post-8459994044425224208</id><published>2008-09-07T06:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T17:55:29.706-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bagfoot</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="320"&gt; &lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt; &lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt; &lt;param name="movie" 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/820295290662806729/posts/default/8459994044425224208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theminorprophetsshortfilms.blogspot.com/2008/07/bagfoot.html' title='Bagfoot'/><author><name>The Minor Prophets</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zq2R6j0SQfc/S23CxhX9WFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AfLAPxMVh28/S220/press_photo_w_logo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-820295290662806729.post-8694631424219646895</id><published>2008-09-07T05:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T17:56:01.937-04:00</updated><title type='text'>UFF</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="320"&gt; &lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt; &lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt; &lt;param name="movie" 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/820295290662806729/posts/default/4028434103337102597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theminorprophetsshortfilms.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-were-boys.html' title='We Were Boys'/><author><name>The Minor Prophets</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zq2R6j0SQfc/S23CxhX9WFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AfLAPxMVh28/S220/press_photo_w_logo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-820295290662806729.post-6326821392297719763</id><published>2008-09-07T03:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T17:58:29.095-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Party Animals</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="320"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://openfilm.com/flvplayer5.swf?link=http://openfilm.com/player%2Fvideo%2F%3F%26video%5Fid%3D728%26lang%3Den%5Fus%26sort%5Fid%3D1&amp;color1=0x555555&amp;color2=0x000000&amp;embed=true&amp;showsettings=false&amp;autostart=false&amp;reload_on_video_click=true&amp;fullscreen=true"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://openfilm.com/flvplayer5.swf?link=http://openfilm.com/player%2Fvideo%2F%3F%26video%5Fid%3D728%26lang%3Den%5Fus%26sort%5Fid%3D1&amp;color1=0x555555&amp;color2=0x000000&amp;embed=true&amp;showsettings=false&amp;autostart=false&amp;reload_on_video_click=true&amp;fullscreen=true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Fun never looked this frightening.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/820295290662806729-6326821392297719763?l=theminorprophetsshortfilms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/820295290662806729/posts/default/7179327882008072615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/820295290662806729/posts/default/7179327882008072615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theminorprophetsshortfilms.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-handyman.html' title='The Devil&apos;s Handyman'/><author><name>The Minor Prophets</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zq2R6j0SQfc/S23CxhX9WFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/AfLAPxMVh28/S220/press_photo_w_logo.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-820295290662806729.post-7476364794718902147</id><published>2008-09-07T00:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T18:01:11.301-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Road Scholars</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="320"&gt;&lt;param 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